Why hello dear anonymous ape!
Magnus here, how goes the YOLOing 100% of net worth investing?
I know... I know... Not here for the pleasantries, ei? Well let us jump right into discussion!
Here I present to you the most talked about stocks currently on Twitter!
Source link: nbshare
Now let us break down the scoop, ei?
GGPI
Gores Guggenheim, Inc (SPAC) is to merge with Polestar Performance AB (A swiss EV manufacturer). $GGPI had a good ~15% run up during market hours and a further ~12% increase in price during after-hours trading.
- Hype is to be expected as Polestar is in the EV business but contrary to many it already has working models in production and for sale.
- However after a very healthy run on Friday both during market hours and in the after-market profit taking could also impact the price on Monday.
- It is a risky play as the train has defenatley left the station, but it may be worth joining the hype train in search of a continuation play.
Check out Polestar's website here.
AMC
What is an ape to say? Can you even classify yourself as a smooth brained simian if you know not of $AMC apes and the quest for the MOASS!?
Of course our belovid $AMC is a hot topic on social media. We apes rule the world!
TSLA
You know... You just know...
- Elon sold 10% of his shares, has a fight with an old man.
Source link: cnn - On social media It is an absolute bloodbath! Bears panties are wet. Longs shit on Elon while his stans defend his honour , their simp levels reaching ATH.
One thing is for sure, Elon is a masterful manipulator! Be that a good thing or a bad thing.
I produced this a few days ago for fun...
Could he become unpopular?
GM
Good old general motors has lots of news out recently, so here are the recent topics:
- They have removed heated seats option in their cars due to the chip shortage (A topic we will get into in the near future).
Source link: autonews.com - They will be beuilding a prototype for the US military.
Source link: TheVerge - They will launch 10 EVs in South Korea by 2025.
Source link: Reuters - President Biden to visit a Michigan Genetal Motors electric vehicle plant. Pushes tax breaks for EVs.
Source link: Reuters
DATX
Well I do say... They have fucked up! The flurry of comotion for DATx is cryptocurrency related! It appears who ever wrote their scraping algorythm had a little too many fermented bananas.
Link to CoinMarketCap: DATx
XL
Now I'm going to make the an educated guess here and assume that the mob are talking about this wich is depressing...
So I am going to pretend that XL Fleet Corp is the topic...
And what is XL Fleet corp? It's a Boston based "vehical electrification provider". What is that you ask? Well I had to look it up myself, they kit out cars to make them part EV reducing their mile-per-gallon consumption.
Source link: Their website
Anyway, they beat on the street is:
- They are bridging ICE and EV so that is bound to bring a little buzz.
- They have saud thet "supply chain issues will affect Q3 Results"
Source link: MarketWatch - They have also appointed a new CEO, Mr.Eric Tech. Having a CEO of a tech company named Mr.Tech should instantly boost valuation because of reasons.
Source link: BusinessInsider
TARA
It's... It's a bot... Spamming a cryptocurrency...
PROG
Dear fellows this is either Progenity Inc ($PROG), PROG Holdings ($PRG). It is a little vague but given Progenity is already in the minds of us apes we will go with Progenity Inc:
- They have appointed a new CEO.
Source link: Yahoo Finance - They produced a loss on Q3 earnings.
Source link: Yahoo Finance - They are restructuring!
Source link: Yahoo Finance - A Mr.Ashworth gets confused...
Source link: Yahoo Finance - Apes mentioned!
Source link: Yahoo Finance
LCID
Lucid Group Inc., An american EV manufacturer from California. IPO was this year and since then it has been... Quite the ride (Thats an ape pun, you may laugh).
- It's EV related...
Source li... Are you living under a rock? - BOA says go, investors say no...
Source link: FXStreet - Earnings report due. Their 1st ever Q3.
Source link: investors.com
HEY
Who... Who the fuck wrote this god damned monstrosity of a scraper... Is treating and filtering data not a thing that should be done on a website such as this!?
...
*Composes self*
Ahem... Yes... Well... That will do for now. G&T time I do believe!
- Magnus Chimpski
Disclaimer: This is not financial advice. It is an opinion. Magnus is not a financial advisor.
Magnus is infact a ficticious smooth brained simian of the interwebs, to take advice from an internet monkey would be insane.
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