Let me introduce to you, the most annoyingly catchy song ever. Where's Me Jumper by the Sultans of Ping F.C. It's a long lost golden gem. It has surprisingly little search results on Google, and hence I thought I'd introduce it to you guys!
Lyrics:
My brother knows Karl Marx
He met him eating mushrooms in the people's park
He said, "What do you think about my manifesto?"
"I like your manifesto, put it to the test-o"
Took it straight down to meet the anarchist party
I met a groovy guy, he was arty-farty
He said, "I know a little Latin: anicus anicae"
Said, "I don't know what it means," he said, "Neither do I"
Eat natural foods, bathe twice daily
Fill your nostrils up with gravy
Don't drink tea and don't drink coffee
Cover your chin in Yorkshire toffee
Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute, where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper?
Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute, where's me jumper ?
Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper?
Oh no
Dancing in the disco, go, go, go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no, oh no
Dancing in the disco, go, go, go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no
It's alright to say things can only get better
You haven't lost your brand-new sweater
I know I had it on when I had my tea
And I'm sure I had it on in the lavatory
Oh no
Dancing in the disco, go, go, go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no
Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute, where's me jumper ?
Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper?
It's alright to say things can only get better
You haven't lost your brand new sweater
Pure new wool and perfect stitches
Not the type of jumper that makes you itches
Oh no
Dancing in the disco, go, go, go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no
And my mother will be so, so angry
And my brother will be so, so angry
And my girlfriend will be so, so angry
And my dog will be so, so angry
'Cos I was dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute, where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper?
Oh no
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