GySgt Suankularb, USHC, "Another hitch, another promotion and a whole lot of 'Nerd Boner' tech!"

in isoc •  18 hours ago 

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[Begin Archival Record]

14 Jul 3022 - Advancement/Reenlistment Event

Subject: JaiChai NMN Suankularb III

Status: Voluntary Active Duty

Type: 3rd Generation Hybrid - Mod "0"

Upon reenlistment this 15th if July 3022 (Greenwich Galaxy Adjusted), subject is immediately advanced to Gunnery Sergeant and awarded the rights and privileges of the Paygrade E-7 in the United States Hybrid Corps.

Note: Subject authorized maximum hazardous duty pay per mission (training or otherwise) and all other additional per diem for maintaining mission critical skills at a proficiency level equal to or greater than 96%.

These skills include, but not limited to: Human, Trans-Human, Human-Alien Hybrid and Sentient AI (3rd Gen) Emergency Medical Care, multi-weapons', planetary demolition, FTL comms, Strato/Inter-Dimensional Jumps, Human Quantum Tunneling and Bipedal Quantum Recon/Rescue Entanglement .

"Congratulations GySgt Suankularb, your exemplary service is a credit to your family's proud samurai traditions and in keeping with the highest standards of the United States Hybrid Corps."

[Processing Archival Record]

Per USHC Regulations (Admin: 1000.L series), Event Records are stored in the following formats:

  1. Digital - "Kit-Kat Bars"

Type: Military Grade IV Q-Resistant, DNA-Bonded Encryption "Wafers"

3D Resin Build: Thermophilic Processing, PSTCL (Potassium Sodium Tartrate Crystal Lattice) injected with 1.6 million industrial strength, multi-functional, self-replicating MEMs (Micro+Electric Machines) per square millimeter.

Design, Anthro/Gender Mods and Operational Parameters: Classified

Government Contractor: Rand-Bezos Technologies

  1. Biological - CSCM Technology (Colonized Stem Cell Memory)

Type: ASAMRIID authorized Hermetic Growth Habitat.

Selective Permeability achieved via Mars' versatile silicone/arsenic composites.

Seeds (Genesis Level Stem Cells) are collected from robust, non-coerced young adults between the ages of 18-25 , varied ethnicity.

All prospective donor candidates undergo an extensive medical evaluation (per WHO Stem Cell Industry Health Standards),.

Operational Capabilities and Population Paradigm: Classified

Government Contractor: Tesla - Toyota Corp.

  1. Other - CPHMP (Cross-Parallax Hologram Memory Prisms)

Type: Tail Recursive Reflection Landscapes based on 31st century Planck Engineering and Quantum Lambda Calculi

In a word: "Expansive".

Capable of storing 10 googolBytes of data (a googol is the number 10 100 or ten to the power of one hundred; decimal notation is the digit 1 followed by one hundred zeroes.)

Zero Maintenance, MTBF (Mean Time Before Failure is 350 Earth years.

Rated as "The No.1 Preferred Place To Live" by the Global Sentient AI community.

Max Specs: Classified

Government Contractor: Matsamura - Trump Enterprises

Be advised: Archival Finality requires full verification by the Commandant in less than 25 milliseconds...(ding)...Yes Sir, Thank you, Sir.

Verification complete.

[Submitted for your entertainment.]

May you and yours be well and loving life today.

In Lak'ech, JaiChai

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