this line of loaders - which are as well examples of "this would be gud submission" but mostly passtime while the local hole doesnt try to fry our brain with localholeness
PhP2CSS , AlleyCat (the director) came up with the idea of "what to do in a browser" after we saw videos of revision doing something called "colour-ins" on a demo compo festival event and thought
MAN THATS LOW INSPIRATION
The point here is that you cant use javascript , only html + css, generated by php or pure and the limits are 256b 512b 1k 2k 4k
we checked 64k but a php script that's 64kilobytes and does nothing but compute to expand seems to pass the standard 30 second limit somewhat - (the limit before the server says "takes too long" and abandones processing to move on to the next script on the stack (or whatever its called b/c these things are still "in queue" wether you believe that or not)
also, any script that is generated from 64kb of php and has moving css kills the i5 which is the strongest cpu we have , chances are it kills a lot more than that b/c css isnt quite optimized
but THAT is something you can do in a web browser
The baseline here is the devrig which is a celeron cpu a gtx 970 (so probably threejs would run better than heavy css animations) and 16mb of ram (ssd ofcourse) and firefox b/c
the reasoning is that if chrome claims to be the fastest
then its best to use the slowest as a ruler
there
so we DO
its just this hole getting in the way all the time
and we're already broken
the php code is less than 1k with 0123456789 filling to it but at this point it was already peaking the celeron cpu (transparency is tuff for cpus clearly)
we only have a few of those but since its what we call "flat"coding (= no prefab frameworks like phaser or threejs or AGK) its fairly interesting
so many years ago we would have said fun
but fun does not exist
someone killed that, we'd like to have a private convo with that person one day
for now
as you can see
we DO, we dont just link demos we think are awesome
but loader wa loader da
and the site is the site
if we get in the money and out of belgium its very likely at least one game gets finished
if we dont
then we really dont see the bother
:)
thats it
happy recession year
the oracle said this is the first year of echt-vanvoortelachen
it called it the first crumbling
if you do, this counts for galmeetsdemo too so thats 50 steem, which is sadly a sad amount of dollar thse days but we stick to the original, after all
most democoders code for coding
not for cash
as it should be in demoland or you would get "products" from the line based on what people want
not on self-expression, which means we would have left the realm of art
ZD wants more but SE wants stuff like fractals and collatz and all that coolness which is static so it could certainly run for the 4K-line of php2css
maybe even the 64k tho we still havent figured out how to procedurally generate a minotaur with inline php code
if anyone knows the genetic code compressed to 64kb for minotaurs or elves
please demonstrate :)))))
et voila, even after a night like THIS , thats how long it take to chill (and a keyboard ofcourse)
submit by posting and linking it here or sending a mail to the sites
any of the sites but preferably [email protected] (or the respective galmeetsdemo@ or anytning)
it WILL be checked
the 50 steem is there
but we dont have the massive audience the colour-in people have
too bad huh
something about artists and paint tho
we would never call ourselves artists
we certainly aint painters