Are you a whore?

in joke •  7 years ago 

Him: “are you a whore?”
Her: “no!”
He puts 10£ on the table
Him: “Would you sleep for me for 10£?”
Her: “No!”
He puts 100£ on the table.
Him: “How about now?”
Her: “No!”
He puts 1000£ on the table.
Him: “How about now?”
Her: “No!”
He puts 25000£ on the table
Him: “How about now?”
Her: “Well, okay.”
He removes all the money except the 10£
Her: “Hey, what are you doing?”
Him: “Now that we have established you are a whore, we will negotiate a price.”

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