"A true Muslim is like a falling snowflake, pure and unique, " said Mohammed my co-worker as we watched the snow fall.
"Yes, " I replied, "except snowflakes don't stink like shit and randomly explode. "
“真正的穆斯林就像下落的雪花，纯洁又特别。”我的穆斯林同事在观雪时说道。
“是啊，”我回答，“只不过雪花不像屎一样臭，也不会突然爆炸。”
——KIMJONGTRUMP
The woman next door has a sexual problem that is life threatening.
Me.
隔壁的女人正面临着威胁生命的性骚扰问题。
我。
Travellers are being urged not to make unnecessary journeys over the coming few days.
In other words, stay in your caravans you thieving gypsy scum.
当局呼吁旅客在未来数天内不要进行不必要的旅行。
换句话说，呆在你的拖车里吧，偷东西的吉普赛人渣们。
——porksword2b
Why did the black kid cry when he got hit in the face with snow?
Because it’s not permanent...
为什么黑人小孩被雪打到脸时会哭？
因为那不是永久的...