"Sir, I'll interview you on the spot. How many years have you been doing morning exercise?"
"Girl, get out of the way! I'm in a hurry!""What do you do?"
"Oh. My job is to kill zombies."
"Hmm? But there are no zombies in this world!"
"How do you think they don't have them?"I went shopping at noon. I didn't feel very fresh.
Boss: they just arrived in the morning. They are all fresh.
Me: this dish looks wilting?!
Boss: from the morning till now, it thinks no one wants it. Isn't it depressed!
I...I asked him: why didn't you go to work today?
Cousin: the boss with big tongue said that when he asked me to go to work, he brought me ten yuan of "sandpaper" on the way. As a result, I heard it as "burning paper"
Me: that won't fire you
The cousin said: the boss saw that I bought it wrong and asked me to take it out and throw it away. I told him to keep it in case I use it again?On weekends, I took the subway with my boyfriend and my best friend. There were a lot of people,
I was behind my boyfriend and my best friend was in front of him. I was out of my mind and pinched my best friend's hip,
My best friend looked back at my boyfriend with affection, and then came closer to him!
Best friend, you...
