A new interpretation of the idiom "distant communication and close attack": when children do their homework, they can communicate with each other if they are far away. If they are close, it is difficult not to attack!
Me: "what would you think if someone gave you 10 million for your boyfriend?"
My best friend: "shit, double happiness!"Man: "I raise you."
Woman: "how can you support me with that money?"
Man: "well... Not guaranteed."
Female..."Didn't you say that consumption was downgraded? Why did you travel to Europe?"
"It's still down. I wanted to go to the moon."Seeing that there was a picture of a girl and a couple on her boyfriend's mobile phone, and the chat content was also very ambiguous, I asked him, "is this woman green me?"
The more I thought about it, the more I was wronged, so I cried. He hurriedly wiped my tears and said, "no, it should be her who was green!"I: day by day, year by year, the cowherd only sees his daughter-in-law once a year, but for the weaver girl, she can see her husband every day. Wow, the pain of Niulang lovesickness is so miserable!
Friend: the cowherd only spends one day a year with his daughter-in-law, and the weaver girl thinks it's perfect for him to accompany herself every day!!I went to dinner with some friends. A friend was in a hurry. We were looking for a restaurant while looking for the toilet. Suddenly, the goods strode into a restaurant, pointed to the toilet and said: there is a toilet here, eat here!
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