Halloween Jokes are Funology!

in joke •  8 years ago 

Q: What do ghosts eat for supper?
A: Spooketi

Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it’s Halloween!!

Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
A: Spelling.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have any guts!

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.


.......photo credit pixabay

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      ·  8 years ago 

    excellent congratulations

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        ·  7 years ago 

      ahaha!
      feel free to check my photography posts,
      have a nice stay on steemit!

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