Tell A Joke, Get A Free Resteem
All these other resteem services out there charge you SBD or Steem to resteem your post. I will resteem your post as long as you tell a joke. That's it, tell a joke and get a resteem of your post to my 3149 followers!
SBD prizes added for Best joke and Worst joke!
I'm adding sbd prizes, I will give $0.20 sbd to the best joke and $0.10 sbd to the worst joke. So good or bad, just be the best! ;)
No upvoting, following, or resteeming this post required!
The Rules
#1 Tell a joke
#2 Drop you link into the comment box
Example of a valid entry
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
My post to resteem:
https://steemit.com/contest/@ilovepoorpeople/crazy-giphy-of-the-day-contest
That's it.... Tell a joke, get a free resteem!
I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly didn’t stand a chance.
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https://steemit.com/unleashpower/@unleashpower/update-for-unleash-power-9
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you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 83.91%. Estimated dollar amount of $2.72
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haha... I just like this one and wanted to get it in... no resteem needed
Father: “Son, you were adopted.”
Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”
Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”
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Reporter interviews a man: “Sir, you’ve lived next to this highway for 20 years, do you feel that it has somehow influenced you?”
The man: “NOOooooo, NOOoooo, NOOooo…”
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Thank you again for holding this game. I really enjoy it and think its great to see so much more participation as the weeks go on. It is really a cool way to have some fun and bring people together!
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Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: “Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?”
“No”, she replies sleepily.
“I went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself. And when I went out of there, the light switched off again without me having to do anything. I think I’m getting super powers!”
Emily replies groans: “Oh no, Peter! You pig, you just peed into the fridge again!!!”
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Here is a fun one (for the guys) :P
Marriage is an institution of three rings.
Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
And here is a great post to resteem:
https://steemit.com/steemsilvergold/@themanwithnoname/silver-of-the-day-28
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happy to resteem and that is so true (and funny) :D
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I really appreciate that and all the resteems you do for everyone. It is helpful to everyone and even if it doesn't get a lot of money, it makes people feel special! Thanks :)
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Great post!
Thanks for tasting the eden!
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When are you going to do another tell a joke for a re-steem post?
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It will be coming today! A very busy last 2 weeks, but I think I'm caught up now! Thanks for asking :) and keep your eyes open ;)
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you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 87.05%. Estimated dollar amount of $2.22
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There was a glitch in steemit and it sent you two $1.00 submissions for the same post. Essentially it doubled the request and you didn't vote the 2nd one which of course you couldn't as it wasn't meant to be voted anyways as I put it in near the limit. If you could please refund the 2nd entry of 1 sbd that would be appreciated. I have found you to be a stand up guy in the past, I hope you also pay attention here too. Again, thanks!
Here is the entry in steemworld...
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you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 15.46%. Estimated dollar amount of $0.54
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8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?!
11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.
Here's a good post to resteem:
https://steemit.com/steemmonsters/@cryptkeeper17/steembay-auction-steemit-monsters-your-chance-to-win-a-cut-of-all-cards-from-a-110-booster-pack-live-opening
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What do you call an alligator with a vest??
-an investigator!
esteem://health,life,blog,mgsc,writing/@maquemali/watermelon-boy-9a07d538dc7bb
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hahaha... I like it :) ... good one...and you are officially entered! Also can you try to get me another link... maybe open it up and copy from your browser bar so I can resteem it for you :)
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Hahaha i tried my best to make you laugh, good to know i was successful! That was a tough one though..
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You did good... I liked it a lot! If you send me another post to resteem I will be happy to give you a bonus resteem since you did such a good job :D
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wow really?! you are very kind, thank you so much.
https://steemit.com/ulog/@maquemali/ulog-day-12-mondays-got-me
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I happily upvoted and resteemed it for you! Its a very cute post :)
and who likes mondays? :P
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Haha.. Thank you so much..
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You got a 6.25% upvote from @edensgarden courtesy of @ilovepoorpeople!
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What did a cable say to another cable?
We are the Untouchables.
My post to resteem:
https://steemit.com/meme/@jcarlu.iae/the-perfect-moment-haha
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hahaha... that's very good! Cute! Happy to resteem and definitely enter that joke for you :)
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Very thanks : )
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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes him cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
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https://steemit.com/photography/@martinbrucker/sonnenuntergang-2018-07-11-19-50-02
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Happily resteemed for you :)
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Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
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https://steemit.com/photography/@photoquest/yellow-flower-day-contest-f6a72f30ffad3est
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lol... funny :) ... Good one, you're in the running :)
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Thank you:)
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What's mans favorite thing? It starts with "m" and ends with "arriage"....... It's "miscarriage"....... -Terrible dad joke of the day. https://steemit.com/photograhy/@tombeast/cool-canvas-homes
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haha... its works... and may just get the worst joke prize too ;)
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Thanks :)
I also resteemed you, leave an upvote if ya want.. :)
https://steemit.com/resteem/@gasaeightyfive/6jziee-free-resteem-service-follow-and-upvote-this-post-open
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I am happy to resteem and upvote you :)
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Thank you! :)
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https://steemit.com/steemit/@gaottantacinque/mission-complete-steemit-bot-ready-23c61cc6f3da8
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
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I like this joke the best!
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This post has received a 4.82 % upvote from @boomerang.
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Thanks :D
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lol... Ok that's a good one.. Happy to resteem for you and you're entered :)
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Thanks mate! :D
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Why did the elephant walk on two feet?
To give the ants a chance!
XD XD
https://steemit.com/resteem/@cribbio/3k7eqp-daily-free-resteem-follow-upvote-leave-link-in-comments-active
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Ok cool... you guys are competition, but that's ok I like people to give free resteems! :)
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, ‘Sorry we don’t serve food in here.’
Crazy ~ Comment ~ Contest [Steem-Bounty]
https://steemit.com/steembounty/@rentmoney/crazy-comment-contest-steem-bounty
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always good jokes @rentmoney! Happy to resteem too :)
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Thanks ....
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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls
https://steemit.com/airdrop/@la2410/5jjjoa-free-crypto-airdrops-7-new-airdrops-get-your-free-cryptocurrency-today
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lol... good and corny... could be up for one of the two big prizes ;) ... happy to resteem :D
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Best regards
https://steemit.com/life/@tiger093681/smile-is-the-secret-of-existence--draw-it-on-your-face-every-morning-
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I need a joke @tiger093681... It can be a silly or stupid joke, but need a joke to give you the resteem ;)
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Yes, please take these jokes.
https://steemit.com/joke/@tiger093681/do-you-feel-bored--take-this-jokes-
ٌٌRegards.
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very good... I liked them.. resteemed them both!
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Thank you very much 🙌
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https://steemit.com/resteem/@gasaeightyfive/6dyhnw-free-resteem-service-follow-and-upvote-this-post-open
I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
:D
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lol ok that works :) ... resteemed
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you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 91.60%. Estimated dollar amount of $2.99
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