Tell A Joke, Get A Free Resteem
All these other resteem services out there charge you SBD or Steem to resteem your post. I will resteem your post as long as you tell a joke. That's it, tell a joke and get a resteem of your post to my 2822 followers!
No upvoting, following, or resteeming this post required!
The Rules
#1 Tell a joke
#2 Drop you link into the comment box
Example of a valid entry
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
My post to resteem: https://steemit.com/contest/@ilovepoorpeople/crazy-giphy-of-the-day-contest
That's it.... Tell a joke, get a free resteem!
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes?
She sticks it in the microwave
heres a good one to resteem:
https://steemit.com/community/@dustsweeper/ann-introducing-dustsweeper-a-new-service-to-turn-dust-into-profit
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You got a 15.30% upvote from @emperorofnaps courtesy of @unleashpower!
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you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 55.71%. Estimated dollar amount of $3.0
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hahaha... you have some funny ones, resteemed with pleasure
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How do you know that beer contains female hormones?
A: If you drink two or three, you can't drive properly anymore and start talking nonsense
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You got a 21.09% upvote from @emperorofnaps courtesy of @unleashpower!
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Which one of your children will never grow up and move away?
Your husband!
here is the link to resteem:
https://steemit.com/travel/@beeyou/more-than-cheese-curds-in-wisconsin
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You got a 5.97% upvote from @emperorofnaps courtesy of @unleashpower!
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resteemed if for you... Good job too by the way and true in your case for sure :)
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The three stages of sex in marriage: tri-weekly, try-weekly, and try-weakly.
https://steemit.com/newbiegames/@royaleagle/weekly-redfish-and-minnow-mixer-100-sbd-giveaway-5-9-18
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You got a 4.76% upvote from @emperorofnaps courtesy of @unleashpower!
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You got a 25.00% upvote from @payforplay! Please consider delegating steem power to @payforplay. We are currently sharing 100% of our profits with our delegators. That's correct, 100%! It doesn't get better than that. It is essentially running your own bid bot without doing any of the work. Steem power can be delegated here: https://steembottracker.com/delegation.html
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resteemed... and very funny :P haha
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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
And the post to resteem with it is this one, thank you :)
https://steemit.com/welcometosteemit/@surfermarly/the-revised-american-dream-is-called-the-new-world-and-you-can-find-it-on-steemit-com
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fun again! resteemed!!!
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Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Here is the link:
https://steemit.com/steem/@briancourteau/what-steemit-means-to-me-and-has-given-me-while-i-fight-death
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resteemed and great link! Good joke too
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This game is closed... If you want to play again, we have an even better game out and we even have a prize for best and worst joke!
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I thought this was was true... Not so funny, but definitely true!
If love is 'grand', what is divorce?
A hundred grand, or more.
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yikes! In my family, we call that "half-kidding" :)
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lol.. yes I know... but its been true of several people I know so I don't know how funny they think it would be ;)
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You got a 6.95% upvote from @emperorofnaps courtesy of @ilovepoorpeople!
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Probably not funny at all :)
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very good joke and you can give a link for that if you like!
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A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Here is the post to resteem please!
https://steemit.com/welcometosteemit/@mountainjewel/bvjaxz3f
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You got a 33.33% upvote from @payforplay! Please consider delegating steem power to @payforplay. We are currently sharing 100% of our profits with our delegators. That's correct, 100%! It doesn't get better than that. It is essentially running your own bid bot without doing any of the work. Steem power can be delegated here: https://steembottracker.com/delegation.html
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You got a 3.23% upvote from @minnowvotes courtesy of @unleashpower!
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another good one and funny, never heard that one
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Why are all jokes about women one-liners?
So men can understand them
Please resteem this one:
https://steemit.com/walkwithme/@lynncoyle1/yesterday-was-a-great-day
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hahaha good one @unleashpower!! And thank you ;)
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that was a good one wasn't it! :P
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It sure was!!
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You got a 33.33% upvote from @payforplay! Please consider delegating steem power to @payforplay. We are currently sharing 100% of our profits with our delegators. That's correct, 100%! It doesn't get better than that. It is essentially running your own bid bot without doing any of the work. Steem power can be delegated here: https://steembottracker.com/delegation.html
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resteemed that lovely post!
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Why was King Arthur’s army too tired to fight?
It had too many sleepless knights...
https://steemit.com/welcometosteemit/@davemccoy/the-party-is-just-getting-started-welcome-to-steemit-everyone
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lol... very good Brian! And the new one is up now too... That one will have a prize for the best and worst joke :P ... And got your resteem too :)
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what does a vegatable wear to the beach, - a zuchini
https://steemit.com/walkwithme/@lynncoyle1/yesterday-was-a-great-day
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hahaha good one! Thanks baby ;)
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lol.... that's a good one!!! I'm glad to see you both playing! Keep it up, I love this game ;)
And happily resteeming that one too :D
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This is an awesome game :)
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Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester.
https://steemit.com/film/@d-steezy/30-day-movie-challenge-9-what-film-do-you-practically-know-the-whole-script-to
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funny, love clown jokes! resteemed and upvoted for you :)
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Don't you hate it when someone answers their own question ?
I do ....
🚀 Let's Get You Noticed - Steemit Tips Part 4
https://steemit.com/newbiegames/@rentmoney/let-s-get-you-noticed-steemit-tips-part-4
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hahaha... good one @rentmoney! Keep them coming, each joke in a comment gets a resteem ;)
Resteemed with pleasure!
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Ok .. here is another one .......
Last night I went to the bar and met a woman with a dozen nipples ...
Sounds funny dozen tit ...
WADA Study : 40 - 50 % of athletes are on peds but only 1-2 % get caught !
https://steemit.com/ufc/@rentmoney/wada-funded-study-40-60-of-athletes-are-on-peds-but-only-1-2-are-caught
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bahahaha I don't know what it says about me, but I laughed my head off with this one :)
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It says you have a great sense of humor :)
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hahaha you too!!
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I just gotcha in time... sorry to be so slow... Had some things going on... so if you send me another to resteem, I will be happy to do so... in fact send me two post to resteem and I will do them to make it up to you ;)
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No big deal ... real life tends to get in the way sometime !
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:)... thanks... I'm going to your blog and get you anyways!
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Here's my joke :
How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.
Please resteem:
https://steemit.com/life/@briancourteau/living-a-dream-even-when-dieing-of-cancer
Thanks for doing this and giving me a few good laughs!
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I'm very happy to and happy that you are participating @lynncoyle1 :)
That is very funny :D
and happy to resteem, my pleasure ;)
Keep them coming too!!!
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Teacher asks the student: “Why are you so late?!”
Student: “Well I was crossing the road and suddenly it says “School ahead, go slowly!”
https://steemit.com/airdrop/@la2410/2zlcvz-free-airdrops-8-new-airdrops-get-your-free-cryptocurrency-today
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Resteemed for you and that's a fun joke! Keep it up and thanks for playing, feel free to keep them coming!!! :)
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Can you imagine a t-rex scratching his nose?
He cant because his arms are short :D
https://steemit.com/ulog/@glentoy/ulog-3-enjoying-our-exam-haha
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Very good @glentoy! Funny! You got the hang on this, so feel free to send me more, with each new joke in the comment you get a resteem! :)
And resteemed for you :)
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You got a 31.47% upvote from @emperorofnaps courtesy of @ilovepoorpeople!
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