What do you call Pegasus farts? Horse power.
How many cops does it need to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic philosopher with insomnia? He was up all night wondering if there really is a dog. I know it's a dad joke, because it was my dad's favorite joke.
What's wrong with a broken alphabetizer? It's out of order.
What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen? Sorry mate.
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