A family in the Netherlands claims to be the biggest group of Oasis fans in the world.. They call themselves the van der Walls.
The three modes of communication Telephone, Telegraph and Tell a woman
Bruce Wayne was terrified of bats & he became Batman, so anyway that's why I became ClownBaboonDentistMan
At the restaurant with food still on my plate... Server: ""Do you wanna box for that"" Me: ""No. It's not worth fighting for""
A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""why the long face?""
