Make day funny (5379j)

in joke •  6 years ago 

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What do soy products and a vibrator have in common? The both substitute meat

I like how my autocorrect changes ""hun"" to ""Hun,"" like I'm playfully referring to my girlfriends as barbarous 4th-century European nomads.

Funny how arguing works. We're all ""You clearly disagree with me, so I will now repeat my point with steadily increasing levels of volume""

It's going to be a cold day today in Motown...... Three Degrees, Four Tops.

Lady beavers call their vaginas, ""people""

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