What did the spud lover do before it went to bed? It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.
Funny Jokes, I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.""
I told a fish joke the other day... It went swimmingly.
Why exactly did the teenage mutant ninja turtles need to wear masks? That shit doesn't fucking add up.
My friend asked me if I was interested in a chess tournament. I said yes and he tried to sell me a sculpture of a woman's tits.
Opportunities come infrequently. When it rains gold, put out the bucket, not the thimble
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