The most joyous jokes come to people with high intelligence and great professional experience. Let's see what mathematicians, engineers and programmers laugh at.
Did you hear? NASA opens a restaurant on the Moon. They say the menu is excellent. But there was no atmosphere.
How many programmers are needed to screw a bulb?
- None. This is a problem for hardware specialists.
Optimists say the glass is half full.
Pessimists insist that it is half empty.
Engineers know that the glass is twice as big as it is needed.
The only things that really give us pleasure - are serotonin and dopamine.
"Daddy, Daddy, it's cold!"
Go in the corner!
But why?!
There's 90 degrees!
My Pin Code is the last 4 digits of the Pi number. Will you guess it?
Record your date for the next important holiday: March 14, 2015, at 9:26:53 am 3.141592653 = Fri
If 666 is the number of evil, then the root of every evil is ... 25,8069?
Programming looks like sex - you make a mistake and then you have to keep it alive ...
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