Top Pickup lines guaranteed to get you laid TONIGHT

Number 10

"Hey girl, are you HIV? Because I'll deal with a bit of you for the rest of my life but I don't want a full blown relationship."

Number 9

"I enjoy long walks on the beach at night. Please have sex with me."

Number 8

"Hey girl are you a truck? Because I want you to make me look good and boost my ego and presence in life. I'm using you because you're attractive. I'm just using you date me please."

Number 7

"Hey girl, are you a computer? Because I could stare at you all night."

Number 6

Just send her the entire Bee Movie script with a winky face. She'll get it.

Number 5

"Hey girl, are you a meme? Because I have looked through many pictures vaguely similar to you and you seem appealing to me."

Number 4

"Hey girl, are you a flower? No seriously the acid is hitting hard help me."

Number 2

"Hey girl, are you observant?"

Number 1

"Конец мои страдания. Конец моей боли. Обход в моей коже!"

#Honorable Mentions
This one didn't make the cut, because it just really doesn't work. It isn't all that great and just a terrible suggestiong but I'm putting it here because someone might like it.
Talk to her. Girls love it when you treat them like individuals, and ladies, this works for men. Everyone is different.

The BEST Pickup lines