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in joke •  7 years ago 

今天老婆问我:“老公,双十一到了,我购物车里羽绒服啦、面膜啦、洗面奶啦、包包啦都有,赶紧往我支付宝充钱”
我回答:“老婆,听说过一句话吗,成由勤俭败由奢,由俭入奢易,由奢入俭难!”
老婆:“我发现你越来越像老师啦”
我:“是吗,是不是越来越博学多才,温文尔雅?”
老婆:“穷、酸、腐”
我:“……”

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