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in joke •  7 years ago 

The girl sitting next to me at the funeral was staring at the bulge in my pants

me: Oh don't mind this, all us guys get it; it's just mourning wood

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That is a savage pun. Congrats!

thanks buddy

For older people it's known as resurrerection

ahh I see, the second coming

Exactly hehe

1 l3tt3r is 3nough to chang3 3v3rything :(

lol still got that problem eh?

Im too lazy to fix that k3yboard XD

yes this is classic! XD

thank you

LOL, this is the best joke ever, @tra

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good one...... I'll have to use it...

hmmmmmmmmmm ok okkk

Stiffys for stiffs

Haha gold. I would have been like "you wanna look" :D

Sun isn't the only thing that rises in the morning ;)

Good post keep it up....
upvoted!!

traf you done superb very nice post Dear.

bulgy while mourning , a different kind then 😁

Dayum

asses to asses, bust to bust

Come on this material is just dying to stick out.

Like a Boss!

It maybe a grand salute to the deceased. :-)

"bulge"? Kind of generous description.