12 Good jokes About Americans

1- If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?

An American.

2- How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?

4

3- What’s the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 100 years, it develops a culture.

4- Knock knock?
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said you would never forget… :(

5- what happened when the american broke his arm?

he went broke.

6- My friend calls me up and asks “Hey are you free tonight?”

And I say of course, I’m American.

7- What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.

8- A normal American guy bought the fastest and newest car ever created. He entered the car and turned on the radio; He heard: "This Is London!"
The man said: DAMN this thing is FAST!

9- I had to go see my doctor today because I’m having an unusual problem. I say to him, “I’ve got a problem, every time I finish masturbating I sing the American national anthem”.

The doctor said, “Don’t worry, a lot of wankers sing that”.

10- Why people come to America?
A: People come to this country from all over the world to pursue their dreams of driving a taxi or selling hot dogs or lemonade or working in a sweatshop.

11- In order for this to work, you have to reveal your country.
I see what you're going to do there. You're going to call names at him and pretend nothing is wrong. Right?

12- If you were an American, you wouldn't laugh