Jokes And Meme Awards v507

in jokes •  6 years ago 

Speaking English Is A Good Thing,

In Train, A Woman Slept At Santa’s Son’s Place & Refused To Get Up…

Santa Went To Ticket Checker & Complained: “This Lady Is Not Giving Birth To My Child….”

Marry someone who does not eat nonveg
so that you don't have to share your chicken's biryani.

90% of the teens would cry if Justin Beiber was standing on a tower to trump.
I'm among that 10 % who hold popcorn and say try the backflip.

NOBODY IS 100% PERFECT IN THIS WORLD.

EVEN DETTOL KILLS ONLY 99.9% GEMS ONLY.

Chat.
(Can I tell you a secret? )

Of course you can.

( I love you. )'..

Can I tell you a secret?
(Yeah.) I've always loved you.

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