Jokes of the day....

in jokes •  7 years ago  (edited)

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A mother thinks there’s something strange going on and eventually decides to take a DNA test.

She finds out that their child is actually not related to her or her husband at all.

Wife: "Darling, there’s something really important that we need to talk about. I did a DNA test and Roger isn't our biological child."

Husband: "Of course he isn’t, don’t you remember? We were just leaving the hospital and the baby pooped hugely so you told me, ‘Go and change the baby, I’ll wait here

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An elderly couple goes to their favorite restaurant they’ve been visiting together for decades. The man addresses his wife with all sorts of endearments, calling her his darling, sweetheart, his treasure etc.

When the lady excuses herself and goes to the bathroom, the waiter comments to the man, “Wow, you have an amazing relationship with your wife, all those lovely names you call her…”

The man looks at him, “To be honest, it has become a necessity. I actually forgot her name about 3 years ago.”

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Haha change the baby litteraly :-) . and forgeting names is normal when staying together for long time ;-)

first story is very funny .. make me sick stomach ..😂😂

Thanks for your lol...

Haa haa very laughable...

Really lol..

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Ha ha ha wow dear it is wonderful jokes..i am reading and smiling...thats a great dear..keep it up my dear...always with you my dear....

Photo is very attractive and the jokes are so funny.