Jokes : Harry and God

in jokes •  7 years ago 

Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery.

The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord!

The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery!

Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.

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      ·  7 years ago 

    This joke is more than a decade old but still cute.

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      ·  7 years ago 

    thanks dear

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