Weekend's FIVE joke-anecdotes. Edition 2, Section 1 (Shorties)

in jokes •  7 years ago 

1. Robinson Crusoe rejoiced at Black Friday even before it was mainstream ...

2. How do you find a good dentist? By common practice, but remember: you only have thirty-two attempts!

3. I have only one bad habit: to consider all my habits useful.

4. I had a certificate from a psychiatrist that I was healthy, but I ate it.

5. I can agree with you, then both of us will be wrong.

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:) :D:D:D I have only one bad habit: to consider all my habits useful. :D:D

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