#1

A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.

His friends are amazed and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty?
“That's Simple,” grins the millionaire, “I faked my age."
His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said.
"Well", he replied. "I said I was 87!"

#2

A little boy looks at his mother at a wedding and says:

“Mom, why is the girl dressed all in white?”
She answers, “The girls is a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy as this is the happiest day of her life.”
The boy nods and then says, “Aha, and why is the boy all in black?”

#3
Would you cheat on your wife?
On whom else would I be cheating?!

#4
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never reported it. The thief was still spending considerably less than his wife.“

#5
Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet. In the end you just give up and go “I Agree”.

Thanks for reading