Daily Joke 28 September: The Reason Every Man Needs A Crazy Woman
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says : I can make the boss give me the day off.
The man replies : And how would you do that?
The woman says : Just wait and see. 'She hangs upside-down from the ceiling.'
The boss comes in and says: What are you doing?
The woman replies : I'm a light bulb.
The boss then says : You have been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.
The man starts to follow her and the boss says : Where are you going?
The man says : I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.
Crazy lol
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i need a light bulb..
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Haha ;) Gl on finding your light bulb :p
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lol :)
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Yes!
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bah bah boom
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Plot twist: After they leave, the man screws the light bulb in the socket hole.
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