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If She’s Refusing To Show You To Her Parents, Just Impregnate Her And Relax. Her Parents Will Come And Show Themselves To YouπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Beating ur gal is wrong. Save ur strength. Just hide her makeup bag
Thank me LaterπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

In Accra, Wine is something that we drink But in Kumasi Wine is a number
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Telling lies started from primary schools, with this song β€œI remember when I was a soldier β€œ.
Biko When were you a soldier and how?*
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No matter how bad you are, something good can come out of you. Take a closer look at Judas for instance, because of him our weekend started on Thursday and it’ll be ending on Monday….πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

GUYS with VERY BIG EYES will cheat on you and still have the nerves to tell you.. β€œBABY am sorry, I was BLINDπŸ˜’ THUNDER please are u busy??πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

You gain admission, you post it on fb. Goin to lectures, you post it. Writing exams u post it. Results are out, bros where are you πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

if u ar dating an EWE girl then by 12:00 midnight she begins to sing β€œI BELIEVE I CAN FLY”
my broda…..run!!
i say just run!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

The last drop of urine πŸ’§ will never obey the law of gravity unless u shake it well*

By: Isaac Newton’s roommate* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I asked this fine girl to prepare stew for me yesterday Brothers and sisters, there’s no difference between what I just ate and Alomo bitters.
Now am contemplating whether to marry her or register her into the herbal Medicine Association….
Who knows she could find the cure of HIV
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Two guys are sitting on a bar stool.
One starts to insult the other one. He screams, β€œI slept with your mother!”
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.
The first again yells, β€œI SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”
The other says, β€œGo home dad you’re drunk.”
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