If Sheβs Refusing To Show You To Her Parents, Just Impregnate Her And Relax. Her Parents Will Come And Show Themselves To Youπππ
Beating ur gal is wrong. Save ur strength. Just hide her makeup bag
Thank me Laterπππ
In Accra, Wine is something that we drink But in Kumasi Wine is a number
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Telling lies started from primary schools, with this song βI remember when I was a soldier β.
Biko When were you a soldier and how?*
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No matter how bad you are, something good can come out of you. Take a closer look at Judas for instance, because of him our weekend started on Thursday and itβll be ending on Mondayβ¦.ππ€£π€£π€£
GUYS with VERY BIG EYES will cheat on you and still have the nerves to tell you.. βBABY am sorry, I was BLINDπ THUNDER please are u busy??ππππ
You gain admission, you post it on fb. Goin to lectures, you post it. Writing exams u post it. Results are out, bros where are you πππππ
if u ar dating an EWE girl then by 12:00 midnight she begins to sing βI BELIEVE I CAN FLYβ
my brodaβ¦..run!!
i say just run!!!πππππ
The last drop of urine π§ will never obey the law of gravity unless u shake it well*
By: Isaac Newtonβs roommate* πππππ
I asked this fine girl to prepare stew for me yesterday Brothers and sisters, thereβs no difference between what I just ate and Alomo bitters.
Now am contemplating whether to marry her or register her into the herbal Medicine Associationβ¦.
Who knows she could find the cure of HIV
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Two guys are sitting on a bar stool.
One starts to insult the other one. He screams, βI slept with your mother!β
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.
The first again yells, βI SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!β
The other says, βGo home dad youβre drunk.β
β¦.hahahahahahaππππ