JOKES OF THE DAY: ONE CHANCE

In this same church, there was a meeting in the church whose main aim was that all the unmarried men will pay some amount of money to the pastor and they will receive a wife according to the amount of money they paid. Which means that if you pay a tangible amount of money you will be entitled to a beautiful woman.
So, this man paid only "10naira" and he was entitled to and urgly woman. So this man wasn't happy at all but to manage. He took her home.
That evening the pastor called this man on phone and said: "Hello Mr Ajepaco how are you and your dear wife ".
The in anger said: "Pastor, my wife is an apology, in fact if you see my wife you will even like to give me back the "10naira" the pastor ended the call immediately. It did not even end there, the man went to an exstent of planning on how to return the woman as a thanksgiving gift to the church the next Sunday and choosing a song for himself it goes does;
The gift wey you give me papa
Na him wey I dey bring am so (2x)
O.....! Papa O! Make you take am with all your heart. (2x)
The woman not even considering her condition started putting on a negative behavior like :

Putting periwinkle in custard and in jellof rice. 
And also she was always frowning her urgly face and she always look unhappy not even even to smile. 

This man got furious and took her to her parents. He reported her stupid behaviours and promise the parent that if the nonsense repeat itself that he will sent her away. The parent "gave her one chance" Advice her to always smile with her husband. When the couple went home the woman took to another stupid habid considering her parents advice "ALWAYS SMILE & LAUGH WITH YOUR HUSBAND " Since then the woman started laughing and smiling stupidly such that when the husband ask her.
How are you e! e! eh! (Laughs)
Are you OK ah! Ah! Ah! (Laughs)
The man in a shining manner said Oh! Who asked me to do this, my wife has turn to a dunce, and now a DUNCE + URGLY + CRYING

HAPPY SUNDAY STEEMIANS