Joke of all time #6

in jokes •  7 years ago 

Who will be the first shot?

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  1. Husband
  2. The mistress

I posted this since, i remember again a funny story.

the mouth of a baby is sharp

One a newly wed couple move back to their home town and live their for good. 1 year later
One day when they got their baby it begun to speak that was astonishing because the baby is just one year old.
This is the baby's first word was.
Baby: "grandpa"
The next day family cried because the grandpa died because the baby has sharp mouth cause of the death of his grandpa everytime the baby speaks a name of a person eventually that person will die.
The second word of the baby spoke was.
Baby: "grandma"
Then the grandma died too.
The couple notice it and they already terrified who will be the next "word" the baby will speak up.
Baby: Daddy, daddy! Daddy.
The next morning the wife wonder why his husband did not died. But by the afternoon they overheard a loud cry from their neighbor. Found out the man on their neighbor died..."pa.. pa.. pa... "wife (neighbor - sobbing).

Hahahaha.

That's all folks
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It's a sad joke! 😓

Is this really a joke ?

Sarcasm maybe.