An Israeli doctor says

An Israeli doctor says
一个以色列医生说

“In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.”
在以色列，医疗发达，我们把一个人的肝移植到另一个人身上，过了六个礼拜，这个人就跑去找工作了。

The German doctor says: “That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”
德国医生说“那算什么。在德国我们把一个人的脑子移植到另一个人的头上，过了四个礼拜他就能跑去找工作了。”

The Russian doctor says: “Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”
俄国医生说：“先生们，我们把一个人的心脏切了一半，装到另一个人的胸腔里。不出两周，他就跑去找工作了！”

The American doctor laughs: “You all are behind us. Two days ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no liver and made him President.
美国医生大笑说：“还是美国的科学力世界第一。两天前我们找了个没有大脑，没有心脏也没有肝脏的人，把他变成总统。

Now, the whole country is looking for work!”
现在全国的人都得去找工作了！”