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This question was asked on Twitter moments ago;

"As a graduate, would you accept a job of N900,000 monthly as a Gateman?"

Here were the crazy and hilarious responses that followed....... Nigerians, I hail theeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  1. I would have said NO but my hobbies include opening and closing of gate...πŸ˜‚

  2. Why I con go school na, if not to be a young smart gateman? My dream job, we're all gatemen in our family.

  3. See you, gateman that am doing free of charge most days these days..... Izz like u want me to resume on credit already, abi?

  4. I would even work seven days a week and twice on Sundays.... I go even train my pikin to take over from me.

  5. I can be the gateman, the dog, the security lights and the alarm πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

  6. After taking the job, I would pick up a form to do my masters and PhD in Opening gate and security science to be a better gateman

  7. I started opening gate when I was 6 months old, so I hv too much experience plsss. Where can I apply?

  8. Is it not just to open and close gate? Call me your GM.. Boss of the gate.. Commander in chief of the gate forces. When do I start?

  9. Some are gatemen, some are Senior Access Controllers.. I'd even combine the two together.

  10. Me that i will use my certificate to be fanning myself beside the gate when am feeling heat.

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Haha nice post