How many blonds....

in jokes •  6 years ago 

Question: How long does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Depends whether or not anyone has an idea (ping light bulb) .

Question: Whats 1 and 1.
Answer: Could be 6 of one or half a dozen of another or is it 11.

Question: The last riddle in The Hobbit was "What is in my pocket",
Answer: "Something that shouldn't be there".

Question: What happens when an unmovable object gets hit but an unstoppable object....
Answer: Its simple energy transference... the unmovable object becomes the unstoppable object and the unstoppable object becomes the unmovable object. (The Law of Conservation of energy states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed; rather, it can only be transformed from one form to another.)

Thanks to my Magnificent Imagination for the answers... (I had the start of irreversible brain damage in 2015 from crystal meth, before my sister committed suicide).

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