I have been reading blogs all day It got me stressed so i decided why not make a funny post for the bloggers of steemit
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?-
Snowballs.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
Daddy did you know that girls are smarter than boys?
No, I didn’t know that.
There you go
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.”
I used to believe that the brain was the most important organ. But then I thought, hey, look who’s telling me that.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.
A child’s observation: If a mother laughs at dad’s jokes, we have guests.
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