Short jokes

in jokes •  7 years ago  (edited)

What does owner of Lada dreams of ?

  • Speed ticket

Neighbours divorced, what was the reason?
-They had different tastes, woman loved men and man loved women.

Man says to his wife:" Honey, can you imagine we have already been married for 5 years and still have not had a single argument?
Woman: " You are coward! "

Guy tells to his friend: "I read from newspaper that there are some diseases that can only be cured with vodka."
Friend: "Hmm, where could I get this disease."

"...yes nature is not always as it seems" told hedgehog while climbing down cactus.

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