An American women of 40 wants to get married.

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An American women of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman

Sexually. After several unsuccessfull years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.she ends up corresponding

With a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback, and after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get

Married. On their wedding night , she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she return to the

Bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled

In one corner. Whats happened? She asks .l ve never been with a woman , he says.but if its anthing like screwing a

Kangaroo i am gonna need all the room i can get.

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What is the origin of this dish? It looks tasy AF. I'd love to wash it down with a Vienna lager. I think the two who complement each other very nicely.