JOCULAR DIARY: #2 ~ PERSONAL PROFILE

PERSONAL PROFILE

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REAL NAME:

> RICK CHUDE

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NICKNAMES :

> Ricky THE ONE, THE BOSS, THE GREAT
> Ricky THE POET
> Ricky THE ANALYST
> Ricky THE LYRICIST
> Ricky TAN
> Ericardoh, Ricardo
> Rickie ........etc

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HOBBIES:

> Collecting teeth from live lions.
> Catching bullets with bare hands.
> Jogging up and down Mount Everest.

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MY RECORDS:

> Fought with a dinosaur and broke its neck.
> Skinned a crocodile alive.
> Held my breathe under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6hours, 5mins and 45 seconds.
> Travelled around the world in one Day.
> Tutored THOR, SUPERMAN and BATMAN...

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GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS:

> Went to heaven to charge my phone.
> Fluent in 10,264 languages.
> Used an app in my phone to stop an earthquake on the moon.
> First Man to visit the sun.

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SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE:

> Swimming in a Tsunami and driving towards a tornado.

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EMBARRASSING MOMENT :

> Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch, although 99 died instantly and the last one is now an imbecile.

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PROUDEST MOMENTS:

> When a cobra died after biting me.

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SOMETHING ABOUT ME:

> I have never bragged before in my life and I have never lied before...

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Make way people and show some respect..........Lolzzz

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Feel free.........Resteem, Comment, Copy and add your own profile. Don't forget to UPVOTE and FOLLOW!

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@rickie

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