Seeking

Good guy seeking bad girl.
Kind, thoughtful, generous man wants to be frightened-in-a-good-way. I am chaste, inexperienced, and not very hip. I want to worry about my safety, question my sense of well-being, and experience high levels of stress whenever you are near me. I enjoy brief moments of eye contact, light hand holding, room temperature white wine, and Opera’s book lists. Take me to your favorite hang out, maybe leave me there to find my own way home. Introduce me to your friends in a belittling way, call me over only to send me away. Demean me, then tell me I was a mistake and ignore me when I ask if you want to do this again some time.
Text or call or affix message to heavy object and toss through a window in my home.