A couple of weeks ago I held a small contest to win a spot in @monsterjamgold'NFL contest.
Well, I think it's time for more jokes so I am giving away 10 shares of SBI and it's gonna work like this.
- Tell a joke in the comments
- Wait
- Win (hopefully)
I enjoyed reading them for the first time and recording my reaction so I may do that again.
I'm not sure how long this will last so let's say 24 hours and go from there. It may be sooner like last time.
There are three prizes:
First - 7 shares sbi
Second - 2 shares sbi
Third - 1 share sbi
One evening a pirate walks into a bar.
Low and behold he has a HUGE ship’s wheel sticking out of his pants!
The bartender looks at this pirate and says, “Excuse me sir. Do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants?”
“Aye” the pirate replies. “It’s driving me nuts!”
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This is so much fun 😜 lol... Ok here goes!
My company created dotted rubber condoms with gold rings on them..
Little did we know that only Apple has the patent to create Expensive ass items for dicks to please...😂 Lmao
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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father , surprised, answers,”Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20”s, a woman’s breasts are like melons round and firm. In her 30’s and 40’s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” ONION? The son asked. Yes, you see them and you want to cry. This infuriated the wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?”. The mother smiles and says,”Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20’s, his Willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30’s and 40’s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50’s , it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” The daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”
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Barack Obama and Donald Trump are both getting a haircut next to each other at the barber. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn nasty. As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel." The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife, Michelle, doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."
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Here are a couple good one liners.
A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
or
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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you need to have a dark sense of humor to laugh at this, don't say i didn't want you:
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family
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A ball rolls around the corner.
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What you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
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Interviewer : You have 10K Bitcoin what you will going to do with?
Me: I don't want to buy pizza that's for sure.
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