Daily Jokes from SydesJokes for 23rd February 2018

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Joke 1

Mining Bitcoin on laptop

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Joke 2

Joke 3

James (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt."

Concerned, James asked, "What happened to the flea?"

Joke 4

Q: What can be served but not eaten?
A: A tennis ball

Joke 5

Joe had been quite the ladies man and player all his life, but now that he was getting up there in age, his doctor was getting concerned about him.

"Joe," advised the doctor, "I can add 15 more years to your life if you will just quit your old routine of wine, women, and song."

Joe thought for a few minutes, then said, "Tell you what doc, I'll settle for five more years and just give up singing."

Joke 6

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"

"No," said his mom, "Of course not."

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"

The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural-history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?"

Little Pauly: "They don't have a union?"

Joke 7

Doug brings his friend Bill home from work with him early one day. They come upstairs to find his wife, and there she is in bed with another man.

Doug turns calmly away from the doorway and says to Bill, "Let's go downstairs and have a cup of coffee."

"Uh, okay," agrees Bill so they sit around the kitchen for the longest time, until finally Bill can't stand it anymore. "Doug," he blurts out, "what about the guy upstairs?"

"The hell with him," says Doug. "Let him make his own goddamn coffee."

Joke 8

Q: Why Was The Gay Sergeant Court-Martialed?
A: They Caught Him Playing With His Privates.

Ronald Reagan on Gun Control

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