I Am The Walrus
I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run,
Like pigs from a gun,
See how they fly,
I'm crying
Sitting on a corn flake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt,
Stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy,
You let your face grow long
I am the egg man,
They are the egg men,
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob
Mr. City policeman,
Sitting pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they run
I'm crying
I'm crying,
I'm crying,
I'm crying
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife,
Pornographic priestess,
Boy, you've been a naughty girl,
You let your knickers down
I am the egg man,
They are the egg men,
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob
Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun,
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the egg man, (How do you do sir?)
They are the egg men (The man maintains a fortune)
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob
Expert, texpert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
(Ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah)
See how they smile
Like pigs in a sty,
See how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina Pilchard climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo goo
Words by John Lennon
Music by Paul McCartney
Album <Magical Mystery Tour>
Recording at 5th Sep. 1967
