My anecdote

Hi I’m Kanan. Today I’m going to talk about my anecdote. I have done something crazy two times in my life. These stories happened when I was a child, around 6-7 years old.
First story is I have stolen my father’s gun and took it to threaten him. This story was happened in the bedroom. My father returned home about 3 am. At that time, my father was very drunk because after his work, he went to drank alcohol and he had sex at the pub. I knew it because my father is a guy who has flirting habits. After my father returned home, he awakened my mom and he shouted at her. My mom shouted at him too. Then there was a quarrel between them. After that their sounds awakened me. I opened my eyes and looked at them. I saw my mom was crying. I think that I have to protect my mom so I walked to my father’s desk and took his gun out of the drawer. Then I walked in front of my mom and raised the gun in front of my father’s face. I told him that “ Don’t shout at mom. I will shoot you with your gun!” he was shocked and scared. My mom was shocked too. Then he told me that “Nan put down the gun and give it to me.” And I said to him “No, I have to protect my mom. You made her cried.” Then my father was silent. He was scared that I’m serious. After that my mom comfort me and she used gentle sounds and said to me “ Give this gun to me please. It’s too dangerous if you use it. I will use it instead of you so don’t worry. I will protect you and myself from that devil.” Then I give the gun to her and hug her. After that my mom chased my father away from the room. Finally, we slept happily. I know that I do this crazy thing to protect my mom. For me, I think it’s a quite funny story because when I put the gun up, I don’t know how to use a gun. If I miss and shoot my father, I will be a murderer that killed my father. I don’t want to kill him. I only want to threaten him.
The second story is I picked up the steel ruler to hit the mistress of my father. While my father took a shower, his mistress knocked at the door. At first we didn’t know that it’s my father’s mistress. My mom opened the door and she quickly walked into the room. She asked my mom “What is your relationship with Chirat?” I told her that “He is my father.” My mom said to her “What are you doing here? He is bathing now. If you have an affair with him, you have to wait.” Then she said to my mom that “I’m Chirat’s wife” Then she slapped my mother’s face and shouted at my mom. I saw that and I was very angry. I quickly walked to my father’s desk and picked a steel ruler. Then I walked to in front of my mom and raised the steel ruler in front of my father’s mistress. I said to her that “If you hurt my mom more than this, I will hit you with this ruler.” She told me that “Do it! I’m not scared of children like you.” Then I hit her arm with ruler to warn her that I’m serious. She screamed very loud and she going to raised her hand to slap my face but I raised my ruler in front of her face and said to her “Don’t you dare? This time I will hit your face not your arm!” While I was going to hit her with ruler again, my father came out of the bathroom. He was shocked that his mistress was here. Finally, he shouted at her and took her out of our room. This event made me feel very happy that I can hit my father’s mistress.
These are all of my crazy things that I have done when I was a child.