Little Johnny

in kid •  7 years ago  (edited)

At Dinner Little Johnny Was Ordered To Lead In Prayer. 😇

Little Johnny : “But I Don't Know How To Pray?” 😓

Dad: “Just Pray For Your Family Members, Friends And Neighbors, The Poor, Etc” 😊

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Little Johnny Started The Prayer:

Dear Lord, Thank You For Our Visitors And Their Children, Who Finished All My Cookies And Ice Cream. Bless Them So
They Wont Come Again.

Forgive Our Neighbor’S Son, Who Removed My Sister’S Clothes And Wrestled With Her On Her Bed.

This Coming Christmas, Please Send Clothes To All Those Poor Naked Ladies On My Daddy’s iPhone

And Provide Shelter For The Homeless Men Who Use Mom’S Room When Daddy Is At Work.

Amen

Dinner Was Cancelled 😆😄😉

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Dinner had to be cancelled after this prayer...