story

Once upon a Time there's a little big kid and he was so tired he kept yawning and while he was yawning a little elf jumped in his mouth and the elf said "it's time to go on an adventure" and the kid said unintelligible noises because his mouth was full of elf and the elf said "what" and the kid said unintelligible noises and then the elf climbed out and said "silly you shouldn't talk with your mouth full" and the kid giggled and said "I'm too tired to go on an adventure" and the elf said "that's okay you don't need to get up you can go on an adventure while you're asleep" and he jumped on the kid's head three times and they fell asleep and then the kid and the elf found themselves walking along a meadow
And the elf was huge comparatively: he was the same size as the kid. And just then down from the clouds walked a giant woman, she must have been 30 ft tall and she had a long cape and a big staff and a crown on her head and she said "I am the ruler of the Giants and we have a problem. can you help us?" and the kid said "I don't know. what kind of a problem?" and she said "we can't figure out what to eat" and the kid said "I don't think I can help you with that problem and she said "oh okay then" and turned inside to go and he said "wait you're just going to give up?"And she said "but you said you didn't know how to help" and he said "I don't think I do but I don't know enough about the problem" and she said "oh good well come on up" and she held out her hand and the kid and the elf climbed into her hand and she carried them up the stairs made of clouds. she got the top. they saw that there was a big table and it was covered in hundreds of different foods. there was cauliflower and beans and mashpotatoes and chicken and goat and chocolate and apples and berries and cake and ice cream and tuna and brussel sprouts and pizza and spaghetti and soup and bananas and peas and corn and mayonnaise and bread and butter and jam and peanuts and hotdogs and burgers and mac and chees and one giant who had long long long hair gray hair that reached all the way down to the ground so it must have been 30 ft long sat at the table and said "I want to eat spaghetti" and another Giant who had a flat nose and a beard said "I want to eat broccoli" and another Giant who had earrings all over their face and in their ears said "I want to eat chocolate" and another Giant who had braids said and "I want to eat chicken" and the giant who is the ruler said "and I want to eat people, you see we can't agree on what to eat" and the kid said "you can't eat people, but aside from that, there's no problem: you have all of those options here. why don't you just eat what you want to eat? you should always eat a whole grain and a vegetable and a fruit and a protein but other than that eat what you want if you can. I mean I suppose if you only had one food there to eat then that was be all that you could eat, but it looks like you got everything" and they said "oh we can just eat different things?!" and the kid said "yeah why not" and she said :you solved our problem thank you. I'll eat pizza. would you like to join us?" and the elf said "I want broccoli and brussel sprouts and chicken and blueberries and grapes and potatoes" and the kid said and "I want toast and carrots and strawberries and strawberry yogurt"And they all ate yum yum yum yum yum until they sat back and said oh I'm full and then the elf said "well now it's time to go into a deeper sleep" and he tapped the kid on the forehead and they fell into a deep deep sleep the end