About the magic of love, war and epaulettes

In a turbulent youth, Bambus pretty much shook on business trips to various small, but very proud mountain republics of the former USSR. Not experiencing the slightest evil with regard to its population, Bambus did very well to fulfill the tasks set. He was then a very well-developed, trained officer, and generally a nice little one, who wore lecheches and then starlets. It's no wonder that the cute and heroic Bambus looked to the beautiful medical woman. She was an Ingush probably, because she was a green-eyed blonde, and among the Chechens Bambus had never seen blondes. But among the Ingush there were a lot of blondes and redheads, and they were very beautiful and white-skinned. Months saw only dark-skinned Caucasian faces around him, the blue-eyed blondes of the Ingush seemed to Bambous just Europeans. Although God knows who Elvira was in the nation, Bambus was not interested in this at all, because his childhood was spent in the USSR, and there the nations did not matter, only the Jews did not really like. She was very beautiful, slim and young, not more than 22 years old. A couple of times a month in her city, and dressed in civilian clothes, Bambus invented and found various excuses to drop in for a few minutes to the hospital while his comrades patiently waited for him in UAZ. In ordinatorskoy Bambus approached the girl sitting at the table, pink with embarrassment, but happily smiling, told her a few purely official phrases in the case. She answered him as well, but was very happy. Female doctors aged 35-40 smiled affectionately and said: "He came to his Elvira again," and Bambous pretended not to hear. At that time there was Bambus 25 years old, and these aunts seemed to him then already elderly. In the eyes of these Caucasian women, Bambus was not an enemy, and he liked it very much. Once Elvira seemed some alarmed Bambous. She missed him by the ears. For the first time I turned to him for "you" and demanded that Bambus let her write him a few lines, for the amulet. Bambus was always a timid and stupid henpecked, so he obeyed her. He had only his identification card with him, and he handed it to him. Elvira wrote directly in it with a clear girlish handwriting: "Love inaudible speech catch, with the eyes to hear the higher mind of love," apologized and named the name of some poet, again switched to "You" and Bambus left. A certificate was given to pass. In the frames for such art with ksivoy on Bambus, they released a tuzik, but Bambous sent a personnel officer to ***, tore xivu in two and the part where the inscription was kept by Elvirin.