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今日话题：答非所问
前阵子，进去了建屋发展局中心的男厕。事情做到一半，熟悉的三星手机铃声响起。不是我的手机因为我最近才将那挺普遍的铃声换掉。然后，听到一下一小段讲电话：
手机出来的男声：你在哪里？
在厕所的仁兄： 大便。
老兄，人家在哪里不是在做什么？
我在小便的时候都听得很清楚的你是答非所问。
哦，我也透露我在做的事情太多了吗？
从厕所出来斟茶你敢喝。。。就来。
本日轮值小二：@ace108 大家拿个杯。 上茶了。 |
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东二族雅座。
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来啦
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来到。
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蹭个位置
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这个有好久没有开馆了吧？
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好像是三星期才有个孤独者开。
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你好鸭，laodr!
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谢谢光临
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我觉得这个要看场景，如果刚刚我们还在一起工作，而且大家都还没上班。这个回答可能就没有太大问题，也许这人想表达的是我在厕所，并且不是1分钟能完事。😄
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嗨，我管你多少分钟才干完。:-)
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HDB 版窃听风云 ？😝
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你要做大声公怪不了人。:-)
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來小坐兒一會兒😊
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谢谢光临
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一般会问在哪里？在干嘛呢？
仁兄回答了第二个问题
那第一个问题就不言自明了
我怎么觉得他又懒又机智
当然，如果他回答了第1个问题，第2个问题也不用回答得那么尴尬了😜
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考试这样答会扣分。
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帅小二@ace108你好鸭🍭
你这撒时间开业的茶馆啊...我又错过了！😅
哈哈...笑S了...🤣
他是直接了当回复了...😂
你没洗手我渴S都不会喝...🤦♀️还是我敬你一杯🍵吧🤭
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