LAODR Tea House / 老道茶馆 今日话题： 茶馆之笑话篇

in laodr-teahouse •  6 years ago 


本日店小二：@lemooljiang，欢迎光临，茶水来了……

今日话题：茶馆之笑话篇

最近币价大跌，连带着大家的收入也都缩水不少。不管怎样，生活还要继续，就来点笑话给大家逗逗乐！

精品笑话就捧上大碗茶！

哈，我先来一段，是真事：

有次和朋友去咖啡厅聊天，大家坐下了，先聊了伙天，也没点东西。美女服务员好像有点急，忙过来问要点东西了吗？朋友看看我，就随口应了句：“随便吧！”美女服务员开心地应了句：“好啰！”，就转身走了。没过一伙，上了两杯咖啡，“请随便吧！”

laodr-teahouse cn cn-chat
6 years ago by

Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:

  • Disagreement on rewards
  • Fraud or plagiarism
  • Hate speech or trolling
  • Miscategorized content or spam

Submit
$7.31
  • Past Payouts $7.31
  • - Author $5.95
  • - Curators $1.36
26 votes
23
Authors get paid when people like you upvote their post.
If you enjoyed what you read here, create your account today and start earning FREE STEEM!
Sort Order:  
  • Trending
    • [-]
      ·  6 years ago 

    茶东小二桌

    Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:

    • Disagreement on rewards
    • Fraud or plagiarism
    • Hate speech or trolling
    • Miscategorized content or spam

    Submit
    $2.01
    • Past Payouts $2.01
    • - Author $1.51
    • - Curators $0.50
    4 votes
    [-]
      ·  6 years ago 

    来了

    Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:

    • Disagreement on rewards
    • Fraud or plagiarism
    • Hate speech or trolling
    • Miscategorized content or spam

    Submit
    $0.63
    • Past Payouts $0.63
    • - Author $0.47
    • - Curators $0.15
    3 votes
    [-]
      ·  6 years ago 

    来啦

    Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:

    • Disagreement on rewards
    • Fraud or plagiarism
    • Hate speech or trolling
    • Miscategorized content or spam

    Submit
    $0.49
    • Past Payouts $0.49
    • - Author $0.49
    • - Curators $0.00
    2 votes
    [-]
      ·  6 years ago 

    来咯😄

    Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:

    • Disagreement on rewards
    • Fraud or plagiarism
    • Hate speech or trolling
    • Miscategorized content or spam

    Submit
    $0.39
    • Past Payouts $0.39
    • - Author $0.30
    • - Curators $0.10
    2 votes
    [-]
      ·  6 years ago 

    报到。

    Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:

    • Disagreement on rewards
    • Fraud or plagiarism
    • Hate speech or trolling
    • Miscategorized content or spam

    Submit
    $0.38
    • Past Payouts $0.38
    • - Author $0.31
    • - Curators $0.07
    2 votes
    [-]
      ·  6 years ago (edited)

    你们还记得点咖啡...不错
    我有一次遇见老朋友，太激动... 聊到快回家才发现，什么都没点，店员也太忙... 放了本子就没再催促我们...

    这不是精品... 极品吧……哈哈哈

    Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:

    • Disagreement on rewards
    • Fraud or plagiarism
    • Hate speech or trolling
    • Miscategorized content or spam

    Submit
    $0.39
    • Past Payouts $0.39
    • - Author $0.29
    • - Curators $0.10
    2 votes
    [-]
      ·  6 years ago 

    哈哈哈，我以为今天要打烊盘点了。

    今天给儿子讲恐龙故事书，每个恐龙都有和人对比大小的图案，我就说人是我，边上的恐龙是我养的。

    结果儿子对我说：

    不对啊爸爸，恐龙比你大那么多，应该是恐龙养你吧！

    😂😂😂

    Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:

    • Disagreement on rewards
    • Fraud or plagiarism
    • Hate speech or trolling
    • Miscategorized content or spam

    Submit
    $0.39
    • Past Payouts $0.39
    • - Author $0.29
    • - Curators $0.10
    2 votes
    [-]
      ·  6 years ago 

    哈，你们都成恐龙的小点心了！

    Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:

    • Disagreement on rewards
    • Fraud or plagiarism
    • Hate speech or trolling
    • Miscategorized content or spam

    Submit
    $0.00
      [-]
        ·  6 years ago (edited)

      Dear Sir @laodr

      English Version On Todays Article:

      Title:Lao Dao Tea House Today's Topic: Tea House Jokes

      Today's Topic: Tea House Jokes
      The recent sharp decline in currency prices has brought about a reduction in the income of everyone. In any case, life will continue, just to make people laugh!

      Fine joke on the big bowl of tea!

      Ha, I'll come for a while first, and it's true:

      There was a chat with a friend at a coffee shop. Everyone sat down. They chatted for the first time, and they didn't have anything. The waitress seems to be a bit anxious. My friend took a look at me and casually said: "Come on!" The waitress happily answered the sentence: "OK!" and he turned and walked away. I hadn't had a party and had two cups of coffee. "Please feel free!"

      Sir, thank you so much for your precious time to post an interesting blog.

      Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:

      • Disagreement on rewards
      • Fraud or plagiarism
      • Hate speech or trolling
      • Miscategorized content or spam

      Submit
      $0.26
      • Past Payouts $0.26
      • - Author $0.20
      • - Curators $0.06
      2 votes
      [-]
        ·  6 years ago 

      哈哈，我来喽

      Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:

      • Disagreement on rewards
      • Fraud or plagiarism
      • Hate speech or trolling
      • Miscategorized content or spam

      Submit
      $0.23
      • Past Payouts $0.23
      • - Author $0.17
      • - Curators $0.06
      1 vote
      [-]
        ·  6 years ago 

      二哥。茶。茶。我想喝茶

      Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:

      • Disagreement on rewards
      • Fraud or plagiarism
      • Hate speech or trolling
      • Miscategorized content or spam

      Submit
      $0.13
      • Past Payouts $0.13
      • - Author $0.10
      • - Curators $0.03
      1 vote
      [-]
        ·  6 years ago 

      我也來點個“隨便“😎😎

      Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:

      • Disagreement on rewards
      • Fraud or plagiarism
      • Hate speech or trolling
      • Miscategorized content or spam

      Submit
      $0.13
      • Past Payouts $0.13
      • - Author $0.10
      • - Curators $0.03
      1 vote
      [-]
        ·  6 years ago 

      今天这几小时笑不出。
      赶作业。

      Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:

      • Disagreement on rewards
      • Fraud or plagiarism
      • Hate speech or trolling
      • Miscategorized content or spam

      Submit
      $0.13
      • Past Payouts $0.13
      • - Author $0.11
      • - Curators $0.02
      1 vote
      [-]
        ·  6 years ago 

      我也要点‘随便’！呵呵

      Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:

      • Disagreement on rewards
      • Fraud or plagiarism
      • Hate speech or trolling
      • Miscategorized content or spam

      Submit
      $0.13
      • Past Payouts $0.13
      • - Author $0.10
      • - Curators $0.03
      1 vote
      [-]
        ·  6 years ago 

      由於最近貨幣價格下跌，我們所有人都很擔心。

      Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:

      • Disagreement on rewards
      • Fraud or plagiarism
      • Hate speech or trolling
      • Miscategorized content or spam

      Submit
      $0.00
        1 vote
        [-]
          ·  6 years ago 

        来喽

        Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:

        • Disagreement on rewards
        • Fraud or plagiarism
        • Hate speech or trolling
        • Miscategorized content or spam

        Submit
        $0.00
          2 votes
          [-]
            ·  6 years ago 

          我是来看笑话的

          Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:

          • Disagreement on rewards
          • Fraud or plagiarism
          • Hate speech or trolling
          • Miscategorized content or spam

          Submit
          $0.00
            [-]
              ·  6 years ago 

            你總是發布不同的東西。

            Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:

            • Disagreement on rewards
            • Fraud or plagiarism
            • Hate speech or trolling
            • Miscategorized content or spam

            Submit
            $0.00
              [-]
                ·  6 years ago 

              有什么叫不开心的说出来让大家开心一下~~~

              Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:

              • Disagreement on rewards
              • Fraud or plagiarism
              • Hate speech or trolling
              • Miscategorized content or spam

              Submit
              $0.00
                [-]
                  ·  6 years ago 

                最近币价大跌，我想说，天呐撸，都跌成狗了！！哈哈哈！

                Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:

                • Disagreement on rewards
                • Fraud or plagiarism
                • Hate speech or trolling
                • Miscategorized content or spam

                Submit
                $0.00