办公室有好几个妹纸单身，最近在各种介绍对象，相亲，我们来聊一聊单身这个话题呗！你为什么还是单身？
先来看看网络上的经典回答：
- 曾经的女朋友说她爸妈要出去旅游一周，一个人在家害怕；于是乎，我给她买了防狼喷雾和电击枪。
- 曾经约女朋友去看电影，她让我带着身份证；于是乎，我用了半个小时，跟她解释看电影不需要登记身份证。
- 大学的时候跟女朋友约会很晚，学生宿舍门已经关了；于是乎，我画了十五分钟跟宿管阿姨大吵一架，敲开了女生宿舍的大门。
- 曾经一个姑娘问我，想不想尝尝她唇膏的味道；于是乎，我吃掉了姑娘的半根Dior，觉得味道一般。
单身的理由千千万万，归根到底还是没有遇到两情相悦的那一位，无论是单身还是在恋爱中来分享下那些被单身的故事？
本日开馆店小二：@hannahwu，🍵🍵 客官请入座，小二上茶啰！🍵🍵
茶东小二桌~
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来了
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沙发！
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板凳！
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来也～
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报到
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来啦来啦狼姐～
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改为征友贴岂不更好？！
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下次开个非诚勿扰贴
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我女儿单身 :)
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😝
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因為我未遇到真正喜愛的人
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为了遇见钟意的你！
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看到第二条我想起了，我和我老公第一次见面的场景。他居然第一句话说:“给你看我身份证，我不是坏人。”哈哈哈哈，我现在都记得。
现在想想，是个人都有身份证，更是好人坏人有关吗？
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😂你老公很逗啊😊
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这个扎我心了
我跟前男友见面时也看了他身份证（网恋😷），写的年龄和他给我报备的不符，他各种忽悠我我居然信了😅
四年后分手，压倒我的最后一根稻草是刚刚得知他确切的年龄是身份证上的才对………
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單身麻，很久以前了😝😝
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很幸福呀😊
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謝謝，幸福在等著你啊，七夕快樂~
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依然记得，当初有妹子对俺表白时，俺居然不解风情的认为是开玩笑。。。emmmmmm
活该当初单身。
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大侄子，，，你太钢铁直男了。
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没事的，你大侄子现在有女朋友了~
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座位没有了，就靠个角吧。
但愿人长久，千里共婵娟。
还有一句：此事古难全。
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😂快中秋了
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是，正应着。
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哈哈 谁还没单身过 单身很好 为什么要恋爱
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哈哈 体验不一样的人生
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什麼是單身, 請解釋一下, 謝謝
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😂还没有男女朋友？
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這說話有深層意思喔,,HAHHAAA
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哈哈哈，我来围观单身汪！
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😂似乎单身的很少呀
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觉得单身挺好的，和父母说过不想结婚都不能理解
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老一辈确实如此，我们这一辈倒是很能接受
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啧啧啧，这让不单身的怎么来玩儿😂
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😂忆往昔峥嵘岁月
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为了在合适的时候遇到对的人
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😂很对呢 哈哈
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我是。。。。
整天都有人唠叨的人。:-)
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哈哈 管家婆的意思？
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什么都管。
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因为我这个人很木纳和白目，女孩纸不喜欢这种没有情趣的人 O.o
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😂不 现在很流行高冷范儿
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進來是看誰是單身 XD
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哈哈 突然发现单身的很少呀
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