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in lates •  3 years ago 

Santa told Banta- For the first time in 20 years, today the alarm woke me up in the morning.

Banta- Why, didn't you hear the alarm?

Santa- No, to wake me up this morning, my wife threw an alarm clock and hit her on the head.

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