Wife= Honey can u please help me cleaning de garden?
Husband=Do i look like a gardener?
Wife=Sorry Honey, OK then fix de bathroom door.
Husband=Do i look like a carpenter?... then de husband walks out. After coming from where he went, he found de garden clean and de door fixed
Husband=I knew my wife u can do this all by yourself
Wife= Its not Me
Husband= Who then?
Wife=John Our neighbour
Husband= How much did u paid him?
Wife= No money, he just gave 2 options, bread or sex
Husband= Hope u gave him bread
Wife= Do i look like baker?
Husband Fainted😂😂😂
this one killed me