How to write a conditional acceptance

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Date:

Notice

You, REVENUE (herein after "YOU") claim that Mr LEE EDGELY and/or you and/or occupant owes "YOU" €500.

I am not Mr LEE EDGELY and/or you and/or occupant and/or agent etc.

I am the Sole Authorised Administrator for the LEGAL ENTITY and/or JUDICIAL PERSONALITY LEE EDGELY, Birth Certificate Number ***** PPSN *****
Please send me an account statement with remittance voucher (e.g.you will recognise an account statement and remittance voucher as a Bill from Irish Water) along with full instructions on how to ADMINISTRATE this PUBLIC DEBT or, if "YOU" can show ME that I, lee, am SURETY in this matter, I WILL pay this PUBLIC DEBT.
I will ADMINISTRATE this PUBLIC DEBT through the Bills of Exchange Act 1885. (You are then to Tender Bill of Exchange to the Payee) (You create the Bill from the account statement)
A bill of exchange once tendered has to be treated as cash as per Lord Denning.
(you can find this here:
https://books.google.ie/books?id=ZQal0qh7OMcC&pg=PA682&lpg=PA682&dq=jackson+v+Murphy+%5B1887%5D+4+T.L.R.+92&source=bl&ots=qcB6q8id9x&sig=eN4u2SMtv0V9kSo_38fvGsNx1q8&hl=en&sa=X&ei=ffdxVYHEKrSS7AbTvIOQBg&ved=0CFMQ6AEwBw#v=onepage&q=jackson%20v%20Murphy%20%5B1887%5D%204%20T.L.R.%2092&f=false)

I am entitled to use the security/surety of the PERSON as per the European Convention on Human Rights. If "YOU" do not let me use this RIGHT, "YOU" will be in breach of Article 4 of the European Convention of Human Rights.

Please see attached NOTICE OF MISTAKE.

By: Sole Authorised Administrator for the LEGAL ENTITY LEE Date:

Notice

You, REVENUE (herein after "YOU") claim that Mr LEE EDGELY and/or you and/or occupant owes "YOU" €500.

I am not Mr LEE EDGELY and/or you and/or occupant and/or agent etc.

I am the Sole Authorised Administrator for the LEGAL ENTITY and/or JUDICIAL PERSONALITY LEE EDGELY, Birth Certificate Number ***** PPSN *****
Please send me an account statement with remittance voucher (e.g.you will recognise an account statement and remittance voucher as a Bill from Irish Water) along with full instructions on how to ADMINISTRATE this PUBLIC DEBT or, if "YOU" can show ME that I, lee, am SURETY in this matter, I WILL pay this PUBLIC DEBT.
I will ADMINISTRATE this PUBLIC DEBT through the Bills of Exchange Act 1885. (You are then to Tender Bill of Exchange to the Payee) (You create the Bill from the account statement)
A bill of exchange once tendered has to be treated as cash as per Lord Denning.
(you can find this here:
https://books.google.ie/books?id=ZQal0qh7OMcC&pg=PA682&lpg=PA682&dq=jackson+v+Murphy+%5B1887%5D+4+T.L.R.+92&source=bl&ots=qcB6q8id9x&sig=eN4u2SMtv0V9kSo_38fvGsNx1q8&hl=en&sa=X&ei=ffdxVYHEKrSS7AbTvIOQBg&ved=0CFMQ6AEwBw#v=onepage&q=jackson%20v%20Murphy%20%5B1887%5D%204%20T.L.R.%2092&f=false)

I am entitled to use the security/surety of the PERSON as per the European Convention on Human Rights. If "YOU" do not let me use this RIGHT, "YOU" will be in breach of Article 4 of the European Convention of Human Rights.

Please see attached NOTICE OF MISTAKE.

By: Sole Authorised Administrator for the LEGAL ENTITY LEE EDGELY.
All rights reserved
(DO NOT FECKING SIGN IT)

Attach NOTICE OF MISTAKE.
(DO NOT FECKING SIGN IT EITHER)